An Old Man Paddy Opens The Newspaper.

 

An Old man Paddy opens the newspaper and is shocked to see his obituary.

In a panic, he phones his friend.

“Riley, did you see the paper this mornin’? I open it and there’s my obituary. It’s lookin’ like I be dead!”

Riley replies:

“I saw that, I did!……. So, is it hot where you be callin’ from, Paddy?”

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